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<span style="font-weight: bold">Just Released…the contents of the letter Bush left for Obama in the Oval Office. (Spelling and grammar was not changed)</span>
Dear President Obama,
The American people have spoken and I heard all the bad things they did have to say about me and my pressidnecy. Hey – I don’t understand why the American people got so much under-information about my pressidency. It was Dick who caused all this mess. I was always on the toilet or somewhere playing hide and seek with Laura in the West wing. I never known all of this was happening under my watch. What do I know? I don’t even read the Internets.
I would try stop the crisis from falling down over upon the American people if I didn’t have to pay close attention to the oil fields over there in Iraq. They are my babies. You see Mr. Obama, I did not cause the financial collapse or the auto industry collapse or 911 or unemployment or high gas prices or Katrina. No no no. 911 was suppose to happen before Clinton left the White house but the SOB set me up and made Osamer Ben Laden strike under my watch. I was blind sided by that one I tell you. Clinton got me good.
I did what I had to do to give Wall Street Tax cuts and freedom but those SOBs set me up with the crazy spending and stuff. I never knew they would by Hummers and Jets and stuff. They did all of that to make me look bad after all I done for them. Now I know you know that Katrina was a freak of nature. I would have never thought the <span style="text-decoration: line-through">levers</span>.. levees would break ‘cause Brownie told me they wouldn’t the night before and all of a sudden I hear the levees are gone and people are drowning. I did not want to risk anymore lives by sending other people into New Orleans to drown with the rest. So I believe it was better to have them drown than to put the Federal responders in harms way. If you've got people drowning, you want the president - making advice, not be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group. You are a smart man – tell the American people I saved many lives that day.
I have only one regret as I leave the big house. I never have enough days to address the issue of steroids, because I understand the impact that wrestlers can have on our nation's young. And when they violate their bodies, they're sending a terrible signal to America's chirrens.
As you take over the presidency I say to you put a leg up or two or three. There is nothing to this job. All you have to do is roll up your sleeve once in a while, act tough and blame Congress for everything (wink wink). In your briefing just nod your head up and down, side to side – you know – act like you know what the hell they are speaking about. You’ll see there is nothing to it. Remember your job is a decision-making job, and as a result, make a lot of decisions. And never forget that the medias is the enemy and so is countries who tells you to shove it.
From 43,
W
Dear President Obama,
The American people have spoken and I heard all the bad things they did have to say about me and my pressidnecy. Hey – I don’t understand why the American people got so much under-information about my pressidency. It was Dick who caused all this mess. I was always on the toilet or somewhere playing hide and seek with Laura in the West wing. I never known all of this was happening under my watch. What do I know? I don’t even read the Internets.
I would try stop the crisis from falling down over upon the American people if I didn’t have to pay close attention to the oil fields over there in Iraq. They are my babies. You see Mr. Obama, I did not cause the financial collapse or the auto industry collapse or 911 or unemployment or high gas prices or Katrina. No no no. 911 was suppose to happen before Clinton left the White house but the SOB set me up and made Osamer Ben Laden strike under my watch. I was blind sided by that one I tell you. Clinton got me good.
I did what I had to do to give Wall Street Tax cuts and freedom but those SOBs set me up with the crazy spending and stuff. I never knew they would by Hummers and Jets and stuff. They did all of that to make me look bad after all I done for them. Now I know you know that Katrina was a freak of nature. I would have never thought the <span style="text-decoration: line-through">levers</span>.. levees would break ‘cause Brownie told me they wouldn’t the night before and all of a sudden I hear the levees are gone and people are drowning. I did not want to risk anymore lives by sending other people into New Orleans to drown with the rest. So I believe it was better to have them drown than to put the Federal responders in harms way. If you've got people drowning, you want the president - making advice, not be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group. You are a smart man – tell the American people I saved many lives that day.
I have only one regret as I leave the big house. I never have enough days to address the issue of steroids, because I understand the impact that wrestlers can have on our nation's young. And when they violate their bodies, they're sending a terrible signal to America's chirrens.
As you take over the presidency I say to you put a leg up or two or three. There is nothing to this job. All you have to do is roll up your sleeve once in a while, act tough and blame Congress for everything (wink wink). In your briefing just nod your head up and down, side to side – you know – act like you know what the hell they are speaking about. You’ll see there is nothing to it. Remember your job is a decision-making job, and as a result, make a lot of decisions. And never forget that the medias is the enemy and so is countries who tells you to shove it.
From 43,
W
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